Welcome to the Smith Family Cookbook

You wanted it, you got it. Here are some of the awesome recipes as submitted by members of the Smith Family.

Just click on the catagory to the right to see the recipes we've gotten so far.


Happy Cooking!

7/13/09

Aspirin Cake - Corey

Preheat oven. Get bowls, spoons, and ingredients. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Remove 18 toys blocks and seven toy cars from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour. Get baking powder. Remove Raegan’s hands from flour. Wash flour off her. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and broom and sweep up pieces of bowl Raegan knocked on floor.

Get another bowl. Answer telephone. Remove Raegan’s hand from bowl. Wash Raegan. Get 1 egg. Answer doorbell. Take ¼ inch salt from greased pan and look for Raegan. Take greased pan and empty out layer of nut shells. Pick up pieces of bowl knocked off when Raegan fled. Find Raegan and lock her in her room for a nap. Wash kitchen floor. Wash table. Wash walls. Call the bakery. Take aspirin. Lie down.

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